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Nov. 26th, 2003 04:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
walbournSierra (I mean Vivendi Universal Games Northwest) let people go early right after lunch today, so I made a mad dash to A-L-K-I Cafe (emphasis on the proper spelling for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
loree's benefit) in order to get breakfast before they stopped serving it at 2pm.
During my meal, I perused last week's issue of The Stranger, which has some great stuff in it. I particularly enjoyed full-page faux film review of the Paris Hilton Sex Tape:
"Paris, as portrayed by herself, is a smart, yet bored, young woman, and during the scenes of disjointed, clumsy coitus--which are pretty much every scene--she appears to be both there and not there, revealing the shocking true message of Solomon's Paris Hilton Sex Tape: that the rich and vapid occasionally have empty, awkward, and ultimately fairly unenjoyable sex."
At the moment I'm busy preparing dough and pie crusts for my contributions to tomorrow's Thanksgiving dinner...
loree's benefit) in order to get breakfast before they stopped serving it at 2pm.During my meal, I perused last week's issue of The Stranger, which has some great stuff in it. I particularly enjoyed full-page faux film review of the Paris Hilton Sex Tape:
"Paris, as portrayed by herself, is a smart, yet bored, young woman, and during the scenes of disjointed, clumsy coitus--which are pretty much every scene--she appears to be both there and not there, revealing the shocking true message of Solomon's Paris Hilton Sex Tape: that the rich and vapid occasionally have empty, awkward, and ultimately fairly unenjoyable sex."
At the moment I'm busy preparing dough and pie crusts for my contributions to tomorrow's Thanksgiving dinner...
