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Sep. 11th, 2008 10:23 pmHey, Where Did All My Stuff Go? by Pharaoh Tutankhamun [www.theonion.com]
I guess I should describe some of the stuff that's missing, in case anyone has seen it. It's pretty hard to miss. Pretty much everything is covered in gold. [...] So basically anything gold with animals and stuff is probably mine.