The Timeless Wisdom of Dr. Seuss

Great quotes I heard watching "The Political Dr. Seuss":

On the cold war: "I'm not anti-military. I'm anti-crazy."

On being childless: "You have them. I'll amuse 'em."

-- Theodor Seuss Geisel

Oh, and I found my favorite twisted children's stories link. Be sure to read Horton Hires a Whore!