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Apr. 16th, 2004 11:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
walbourn"Rumsfeld Looking Foward to Secretary's Day" [www.theonion.com]
The Daily Show site has a video of the very funny 'Electronic Voting' skit: "In fact most of these these [voting] machines are based on the same rock-solid Windows platform that never crashes at your home or office."
Horoscope: Pisces: (Feb. 19-March 20)
The happiness and positive energy heralded by Venus rising in your sign will be negated by the kinetic energy expended by Near Earth Asteroid B-2634628 falling on your house.
"Whether it's a card, a Mylar balloon, or a big decorated cookie, it's really nice for someone to say 'Good job. I notice what you do,'" Rumsfeld said. "Some secretaries say, 'I work my hiney off all year round, and I'm supposed to go nuts over a $25 Bath & Body Works gift certificate?' But I'm telling you, every smidgen of recognition counts. I've worked in places that didn't observe Secretary's Day at all, like the Ford White House."
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"We secretaries are pretty spoiled around here," Rumsfeld said, laughing. "Last year, the whole DoD gang chipped in and got me a nice antibacterial humidifier for my office, because the air gets so dry in the winter. It must have set them back quite a bit. Then, at lunch, the president treated me and the other secretaries to burgers at Johnny Rockets."
The Daily Show site has a video of the very funny 'Electronic Voting' skit: "In fact most of these these [voting] machines are based on the same rock-solid Windows platform that never crashes at your home or office."
Horoscope: Pisces: (Feb. 19-March 20)
The happiness and positive energy heralded by Venus rising in your sign will be negated by the kinetic energy expended by Near Earth Asteroid B-2634628 falling on your house.
