hdan, this one's for you!

[walbourn]

Lovecraftian School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum [www.theonion.com]

"In the information age, it is easier than ever to gather knowledge about things that should not be but nonetheless are, and such wisdom could prepare our students to be better citizens amid the ruins of sunken cities infested with swarms of ravenous, bloated rats," West said. "Also, I believe that birth control should not be distributed by the guidance counselor."