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Dec. 17th, 2008 10:15 pm[www.theonion.com]
$700 Billion Bailout Celebrated With Lavish $800 Billion Executive Party
Iran's Nuclear Operation Revealed To Be Cover For Greatest Roller Coaster Ever
$700 Billion Bailout Celebrated With Lavish $800 Billion Executive Party
Iran's Nuclear Operation Revealed To Be Cover For Greatest Roller Coaster Ever
In a globally televised address before the United Nations, Ahmadinejad unveiled the 500-foot-tall steel coaster, which he called a "very real threat" to anyone not interested in having a blast.