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Cool McCain Supporter Wears 'McCain 2000' Shirt To Campaign Speech

"When I saw his shirt, I was like, 'No way! That's totally vintage!'" said 24-year-old David Bennett, noting that it was not a pre-distressed "McCain 2000" shirt like the ones available at Urban Outfitters.

Scott Bakula Jumps Into McCain's Body Just Before Election

Bakula said he would try to tip the campaign into victory, but his main goal was to teach McCain about what's truly important in life.

Much-Criticized Media Vows To Return To Softball Tactics

"On behalf of the entire American media, I would like to apologize to the free world for our unwelcome and inappropriate forays into public accountability and accurate reporting," said Leonard Downie, Jr., executive editor of The Washington Post.

STATSHOT: What Is The $700 Billion Bailout Being Spent On?

Palin Claims Innocence Despite Report - What Do You Think?