"'Creepy things...' for $200"

So I am booking my hotel in Russia based on the fact that it is where the gaming conference is being held. It is all being handled by our travel agency, so I don't really know much about it. Anyhow, I noticed last night that the guidebook described the hotel as being known for "a variety of -- ahem -- services."

Apparently the Cosmos Hotel is a hooker hotspot.

Fab.

On the other hand, it is across the street from a space muesum.

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