The Onion hits home again...
Sep. 24th, 2003 01:00 am"U.S. Government To Discontinue Long-Term, Low-Yield Investment In Nation's Youth"
"Church, State Joyfully Reunite After 230-Year Trial Separation"
"U.S. Invades Non-Oil-Rich Nation To Dispel Criticism"
"Revised Patriot Act Will Make It Illegal To Read Patriot Act"
"Supreme Court Gets Free Box Of Shoes After Mentioning Nike In Ruling"
"Church, State Joyfully Reunite After 230-Year Trial Separation"
"U.S. Invades Non-Oil-Rich Nation To Dispel Criticism"
"Revised Patriot Act Will Make It Illegal To Read Patriot Act"
"Supreme Court Gets Free Box Of Shoes After Mentioning Nike In Ruling"