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Mar. 25th, 2003 04:24 pmOh, blessed Onion to the rescue...
"Bush Bravely Leads 3rd Infantry Into Battle"
"U.S. Forms Own U.N."
"Dead Iraqi Would Have Loved Democracy"
"Sheryl Crow Unsuccessful; War On Iraq Begins"
"Vital Info On Iraqi Chemical Weapons Provided By U.S. Company That Made Them"
"New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast"
"U.S. Draws Up Plan For Post-War Transitional Dictatorship In Iraq"
And a very choice "What do you think about the media coverage of the war?" answer: "I watch Al-Jazeera on satellite but turn the sound off and listen to NPR. I have no idea what the fuck is happening."
"Bush Bravely Leads 3rd Infantry Into Battle"
"U.S. Forms Own U.N."
"Dead Iraqi Would Have Loved Democracy"
"Sheryl Crow Unsuccessful; War On Iraq Begins"
"Vital Info On Iraqi Chemical Weapons Provided By U.S. Company That Made Them"
"New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast"
"U.S. Draws Up Plan For Post-War Transitional Dictatorship In Iraq"
And a very choice "What do you think about the media coverage of the war?" answer: "I watch Al-Jazeera on satellite but turn the sound off and listen to NPR. I have no idea what the fuck is happening."