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Crush on Williams-Sonoma Employee Costing Man A Fortune [www.theonion.com]

"I'll never forget the first time I saw her reflection in that $429 DeLonghi stainless-steel convection oven," said Hill, who recently applied for six new credit cards and is completing paperwork for a second mortgage.

Damn, I should've bought my crazy expensive convection oven from Williams-Sonoma instead of Lowe's!