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Couple Brought Together Through Mutual Desperation [www.theonion.com]

PARKER, CO—After years of unrelenting disappointment and failure on the dating scene, eligible singles Karen Ridenour and Paul Klein forged an instant, clinging bond last month through a mutual desperation born mainly out of an intense fear of being unloved for the rest of their lives.

The DM of the Rings

This is sadly accurate for many of the gamers I meet these days...

Favorite quote so far:

Frodo/Dave: "On no. Who let the roleplayer into the group?"

Gimli: "You punks stay in character! I was playing D&D beore you got your first Nintendo!"

The Loot of the Rings panel is the best, although Why don't we make any progress? is also excellent and sadly accurate.

Thanks to juliarandolph for the link!