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CIA Asks Bush To Discontinue Blog

Infographic: Nader's Platform: "Drive the fat cats out of Congress and replace them with freaks from Burning Man"

Attn: Windows XP users!

Microsoft Releases New 'Service Pack 2' Update For XP

As one of the MS fortune cookies at the XP SP2 RTM party said, "There is a large download in your future" and "All your bandwidth are belong to us!"