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Geek Horoscopes
Pisces - "A large portion of your week will be spent contemplating why anyone would want a key for Windows 2003 Server."
"You just asked the girl you met to go see The Two Towers on your first date. Hint: A rose might make the date a bit less geeky."
"The promotion your supervisor has been promising you for the past six months is just a ruse to get you to work harder. Get a clue and start screwing off more, you brown-nose!"
"It will be the toughest decision you ever have to make but you'll be forced to sell your newly acquired GeForce4 for groceries to avoid starvation. And, no, overclocking your checkbook doesn't work."
"You just asked the girl you met to go see The Two Towers on your first date. Hint: A rose might make the date a bit less geeky."
"The promotion your supervisor has been promising you for the past six months is just a ruse to get you to work harder. Get a clue and start screwing off more, you brown-nose!"
"It will be the toughest decision you ever have to make but you'll be forced to sell your newly acquired GeForce4 for groceries to avoid starvation. And, no, overclocking your checkbook doesn't work."